Monday, May 17, 2010

No, it's not Ironic, but still funny

An old man turned ninety-eight He won the lottery










and died the next day













It's a black fly in your Chardonnay












It's a death row pardon two minutes too late














It's like rain on your wedding day










It's a free ride when you've already paid














Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye He waited his whole damn life to take that flight













And as the plane crashed down he thought 'Well isn't this nice...'









It's a traffic jam when you're already late










It's a no-smoking sign on your cigarette break











It's like ten thousand spoons










when all you need is a knife










It's meeting the man of my dreams













And then meeting his beautiful wife














And isn't it ironic... don't you think?

NO. I DO NOT. IT'S NOT IRONIC, IT JUST SUCKS. ARE WE CLEAR NOW?

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